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  • Bloody bog roll

    Posted by Mónica on October 12, 2020 at 11:53 am

    This morning I went to the toilet as every morning after my coffee: Bob’s your uncle! I run out of bog roll!. As fast as I could I went to the shop to buy the bloody bog roll and bagsy some grub. On my way, I found a tenner on the road. “Yeah, I am so jammy”, I thought, forgetting the toilet episode. I was feeling my bee’s knees when I got into the shop and found my favorite sausages, they are dog´s bollocks. I went to the cash and I found the most fit guy in the world, “Alright?” He said. He was the so good looking and I was so gobsmaked, that I did not answered, as if I were numpty. He might have thought I am two sandwiches short of a picnic.

    I went back home gutted with the nosh in one hand when I hear something at my back. Hey pal, you forgot the bog roll in the cash!

    Kerin replied 4 years, 2 months ago 2 Members · 1 Reply
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  • Kerin

    Administrator
    October 13, 2020 at 12:06 pm

    @MonicaS Ahahah! Love this story (and ‘numpty’ is totally one of my favourite words)

    See corrections below.

    ps ‘cash’ in British English we say ‘cash register’ or more commonly: ’till’

    and in American English they say ‘ cash desk’ or ‘check-out’

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