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Brave baldy.
I can’t remember when was the last time this happened, taking the piss out of me because of my baldy head? I can’t allow these dodgy cowards to do such thing.
Stupid bruv 1: Bloody baldy, can you please step a bit out of the light? It is outshining the street.
Stupid bruv 2: and stupid bruv 3: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stupid bruv 3: I betcha a tenner that this two sandwiches short of a picnic baldy couldn’t grow its hair even with the best fertiliser.
Stupid bruv 2: Maybe a cuppa of testosterone would help.
All stupid bruvs: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Baldy: Pal, can you focus in the middle of my forehead for a while? Let me show you something interesting.
Stupid bruv 1 approaches, and wasn’t expecting the bloody baldy head in the middle of his noise. It started bleeding, he felt in 3 seconds unconscious.
I was jammy there was a thick stick right behind me.
Baldy: Mates, I typically don’t cross to the physical fight boundary, but you kinda asked for it.
Stupid bruv 2: I’m gobsmacked, it has been a while since I haven’t had a fight, stupid bruv 3, excuse me, I bagsy this!
Stupid bruv 2 picks a a thicker stick.
Stupid bruv 3 shows a knife.
Baldy turns your head to the light and outshines both of them, beat each of them with the stick and won the fight. Knackered, he stops at the burger station to have some nosh. Brave baldy.
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Very clever & amusing @victorpereira !
I was imagining Tim Roth playing one of these characters!
Let me give you a few pointers:
> I can’t remember when was the last time this happened, > I can’t remember the last time this happened or I can’t remember when this last happened,
> I betcha a tenner that this two sandwiches short of a picnic baldy couldn’t grow HIS hair even with the best fertiliser.
> focus ON
> he felt in 3 seconds unconscious -wrong verb! Can you fix it?
>Baldy turns your head to the light and outshines both of them, – the time and the pronoun are wrong. Can you fix them?
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Thanks @Kerin !
I guess the fixes are:
> he fell in 3 seconds unconsciously
> Baldy turned his head to the light and outshined both of them
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