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Don’t take the piss out of your friend!
I had a numpty friend who went to jr. high school together. Since he was always talking about a load of bollocks, I used to take the piss out of him. A decade has passed and we accidentally met on a street and decided to go for cuppa at a dench cafeteria in a dodgy neighborhood. Inside of the shop was chock-a-block. Then he asked me “Do you fancy coffee, tea, or nosh?”, and ” I fancy a cup of coffee” I said. Without saying any word, he paid a tenner and treat me. I said “Ta!” to him and had a slight sip. “Bee’s knees!” I thought. “But how come he knows this?” I asked in my mind. While I was wondering, there was a voice from the shop saying “Master, how was the taste?”. I gutted and asked him “Master?”. Being shy, he told me that he became an owner of the shop after traveling to Blight to learn about coffee. I thought it’s codswallop though, realized it is all true. I cannot believe such a cack-handed pal could make the dog’s bollocks. I regretted myself about having teased and made a cheeky laugh at him when we were young. No one can tell what a person will be in the future. Be nice to everyone!
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I am so proud of you @Mao – this is ‘bloody’ brilliant. đź‘Ź
Corrections in bold. Please ask if you have any doubts.
I had a numpty friend who I went to jr. high school WITH.
> Without saying any word, he paid a tenner and treatED me.
>“But how come he knows this PLACE?” I asked in my mind.
> I WAS gutted and asked him “Master?”.
> I DEEPLY regretted having teased HIM and HAVING a cheeky laugh at him when we were young.
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